Åbent brev til Bent Hansen
Posted by Anders Colding-Jørgensen on juni 18, 2008 under Psykologi | 
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Kære Bent Hansen
Her på denne blog, plejer jeg at nyde at satirisere over forskellige politiske fænomener. Jeg rammer ofte helt ved siden af i mine analyser, men det må jeg jo tage på min egen kappe.
Nu se det ud som om du også har ramt – endog meget markant – ved siden af i din analyse af virkeligheden. Det har du lov til, men når du vælger at anmelde en vred jyde til politiet på baggrund af den mail som bringes (i sin helhed, må man formode) i Politiken, så må jeg altså finde tudekiksen frem.
Det er rigtigt at hvis man læser dem totalt ude af kontekst, kan sætningerne “Ingen steder vil du kunne føle dig sikker.Vi vil jagte dig overalt.” jo unægteligt virke ret truende. Men det er da kun de allermest bogligt svage (eller ultratendentiøse) læsere, der forstår udsagn totalt uden for deres kontekst. Og her taler vi altså vel at mærke ikke om subtil kulturel eller sociologisk kontekst, men blot de ord der kommer lige bagefter i selvsamme tekst.
Og her skal man altså være ualmindeligt letsktræmt for ikke at forstå at der ikke er tale om korporlige trusler, men trusler om en minutiøs, journalistisk, gennemgang af alle dine forhold, med henblik på at afdække eventuelle ting som kan bruges imod dig. Lad mig minde dig om at det er den behandling som bliver de fleste offentlige personer til dels fra tid til anden – senest Naser Khader, Erik & Anni, Prins Joachim og Lars Løkke – og selvom der ikke altid kan gives mange point for elegance der heller, har disse godt som regel formået at tage sagen med en del mindre klynkeri (ok , så lige bortset fra Khader).
Så mand dig op, menneske. Det kunne have været værre. Næste gang er det måske Se & Hør du bliver uvenner med – og så vil du se tilbage på de gode gamle dage, hvor det kun var landsbytosser og vrede jyder, der truede med at rode op i snavset.
Kærlig hilsen
Anders
Jesper Kristensen said,
Endelig lidt rolig fornuft. Jeg forstår heller ikke, hvorfor vi er blevet sådan en nation af skrøbelige mimoser. Det øjeblik nogen give æv eller bæv i vores retning, så er vores rygmarvsreaktion blevet at true med politi, straffesager – naturligvis for at “statuere et eksempel”. Ja grænserne skulle jo nødigt rykkes osv. Men altså, der var også engang folk kunne hidse sig lidt op og så sige undskyld bagefter, og hvor undskyldningen simpelthen blev accepteret.
Åbenbart at det ikke godt nok for Bent Hansen, der får sig selv fremstillet som et offer for noget nær terrorisme fra totale galninge.
Wang said,
SCANDALS! SCANDALS! SCANDALS!
URGENT!
SOME OF THE WORST CASES OF RACIAL PREJUDICE IN WORLD HISTORY!
PLEASE MAKE SURE PRIME MINISTER LARS RASMUSSEN GETS THE INFORMATION BELOW!
(There are thousands of copies of the information below on the Internet in Denmark.)
LONG LIVE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!
Speaking of Barack Obama—Barack Obama is a racial-minority individual and does not like racism:
CONSTRUCTIVE WORLDWIDE DISSEMINATION OF INFORMATION RELATING TO SCANDALS:
(I) I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed atrocious, racist, hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention. Many people know what Bush did. And many people will know what Bush did—even until the end of the world. Bush was absolute evil. Bush is now like a fugitive from justice. Bush is a psychological prisoner. Bush often worries. In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
(II) It is opined that Bill Clinton committed terrifying, racist, hate crimes during his presidency, and I am not free to say anything further about it. ‘Be sure your sins will find you out’ (Numbers 32:23).
(III) What if basically all racial-minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States? It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.
(IV) I know it may be hard to believe. However, Ronald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(There are thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the contents of (I), (II), (III), and (IV). For example, one can go to Google right now, type “George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism,” hit “Enter,” and readily find 1,000 or more copies indicating content of (I). For example, one can go to Msn right now (13 April 2009), type “It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 460 copies indicating content of (II). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type “George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 200 copies indicating content of (III). For example, one can go to Msn right now, type “Ronald Wilson Reagan committed horrible, racist, hate crimes during his presidency,” hit “Enter,” and readily find more than 170 copies indicating content of (IV). The contents of (I), (II), (III), and (IV) exist extensively in all major search engines. And there are thousands of copies in very many countries around the world. For example, there are countless copies on the Internet in Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Denmark, France, Germany, India, Japan, Korea, Russia, the United Kingdom, etc.)
“BAD NEWS FROM THE UNITED STATES: ON THE RACIST HATE CRIMES AND ETERNAL INFAMIES OF GEORGE W. BUSH, BILL CLINTON, GEORGE H.W. BUSH, AND RONALD REAGAN” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
badnewsfromtheunitedstates.blogspot.com
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‘If only there could be a Ban against invention that bottled up memories like scent & they never faded & they never got stale.’ Off the top of my head, it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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